We just CANNOT get our heads around Bradley Hunt and Ottavio Columbro off The X Factor.
Who are they? Where did they come from? Are they real? Did their audition even happen? Was it all just a mad figment of our imaginations?
WHO CAN BE SURE?
They successfully delivered us the most confusing first audition we've seen ever in our lives. In a nutshell, Ottavio revealed in his VT that he'd originally auditioned with his friend Bradley, but was there solo due to a fall out. He told judges in the audition room that they argued because Bradley had served him undercooked chicken.
They somehow made it through to Judges' Houses (and we're ruddy glad they did), and there had ANOTHER argument.
It wasn't poultry related, though.
It was FAR funnier than that.
Basically - Ottavio pushed Bradley in the pool.
Probably as revenge for the aforementioned undercooked chicken.
While dressed in some lovely outfits and chatting to Louis Walsh, Alesha Dixon and Fleur East in Louis' Ibiza pad by the pool, Bradley gets on Ottavio's back.
Ottavio then chucks him in the water.
In the scenes to be aired this weekend, Bradley says: "I'm melting are you kidding me? I spent hours doing this with that glue gun."
When you see the outfit you'll understand what he means about the glue gun.
They then recite some lyrics to Fleur and Alesha, who have quite literally the most alarmed expressions we have ever seen on their faces.
Like their first audition, it needs to be seen to be believed…
In other bizarre Ottavio and Bradley news (there's a whole lot of that), Ottavio recently got a pejazzle on TV.
You just could not make it up, could ya?
"My body hair is out of control, it's everywhere, and because I'm Italian, it's so thick and dark. It's too much hair for me, I want it completely gone," he said.
"I want to wear glitter thongs and have this iconic popstar style, but I can't with this body carpet, it has to go."
Then he got it all covered in jewels – wanna see? OF COURSE YOU BLOODY DO.
HERE IT IS.
It looks LOVELY.
The X Factor continues on ITV this Saturday at 8pm.
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