Simon Cowell has turned into a bit of a softie recently. He brings baby Eric to work with him, constantly looks fuchsia from all his expensive holidays on yachts and last night said he LOVED Honey G.
Yep, Simon dropped the 'L' bomb for someone who skids around on stage wearing leather trousers.
(Side note: if the comment about Honey G being loved almost sent you into Cardiogenic shock, read '10 reasons why you should stop hating Honey G'now now NOW.)
Did you see Simon Cowell, Lauren and baby Eric at Winter Wonderland having the TIME OF THEIR LIVES?
Where did the Mr Nasty of television GO? Has anyone seen him? At the moment, Louis Walsh has been more bitchy. Loooooey has already told the press 1) That One Direction are monsters and became famous too quickly2) He suggested that Cheryl Nandos Versini couldn't sing 3) Said he doesn't like girl bands.
It's like some Freaky Friday shit, tbh. That was UNTIL LAST NIGHT, when Simon snapped at a TV crew member and reminded the entire nation that there is a Mr Hyde in him still. OH DEAR.
The plunging-necklined, music mogul lost his shit when he wasn’t on any of the close ups following Ryan Laurie’s performance.
'Why aren't I in the close-ups by the way?' he snapped to a cameraman. 'I should be on that screen!'
‘I should be in the close-ups thank you very much.’
HE GOT TOLD. Someone is getting fired. Imagine having Simon as your boss. You would need to shower him with compliments, stir his tea anti-clockwise and say 'your bum looks big in that, Mr C' 24/7. Exhausting.
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