With a gazillion cameras, no where to wee and rice portions that should be ILLEGAL - it is no wonder that the celebrities go a little stir crazy.
The Bushtucker trials containing 120,000 rats and spiders probably don't help either.
But already number-crunching, 'hardcore' hollering, rear of the year Carol Vorderman has already gone a tad mad. Madder than a box of frogs who have just heard the elections results, since you asked.
Carol was talking to a TOAD. Just casually talking to a toad in the middle of the night, as you do, waking up her poor camp pals, who were all wondering what the 'eck was going on.
Firstly, we saw Carol endearingly call the toad, 'you little monkey' which was confusing on many levels. Monkey = ...toad?
Erm, you're the brainy one Carol, we'll take your word for it.
Then Carol moved closer to the toad, “Don’t you look at me like that, we can have a chat. It’s just the two of us, halt! Who goes there, friend or foe?”
Which felt suspiciously like the Game of Thrones. We thought we sat on the remote by accident or something.
Carol moved even closer to the toad 'I’ve got frog eyes too, you’re a big boy aren’t you?' which became really bloody weird.
Flirting with a toad? When there are so MANY FITLORDS in the jungle? Carol did say she was single and ready to mingle... (On that note, when can we discuss heart-thob Larry Lamb in his spectacles?)
Later the following morning Carol reflected in the Bush Telegraph on meeting her new friend. 'It was quite nice talking to him, nobody else was awake to talk to, and so I quite like my toad.'
THIS IS DAY TWO. TECHNICALLY DAY ONE IF YOU ARE A PICKY BASTARD, BECAUSE IT WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT. WHY IS CAROL CALLING TOADS BIG BOYS?
Toad-ly not okay.
Here's what everyone on Twitter thought of the boggling frog calling.
We need a hot chocolate.
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