The love story of Stephanie Davis and Jeremy McConnell has been the love story to watch in 2016.
Yes, other celebs may have got engagedor actually be getting married but the great reality TV romance between Steph and Jezza has had us biting our knuckles with joy/fear.
We’ve heard them both confess that they love each other, and now have they done the sexy deed?
OK, spoiler: no.
But they did get very intimate under the covers last night, with Jezza whispering sweet nothings to Steph including: “There’s no going back anymore… I’m part of you now.”
Accompanied by lots of squelchy kissing. Eww, guys.
Do they not realise we can hear them?
Or - HANG ON - this couldn’t all be for the cameras, could it? COULD IT?
But surely Jez couldn’t be inventing sentiments like: “At least we’ve met each other now… And I’m so happy.”
We still believe in love. You can’t stop us believing.
And Jez and Steph’s not being evicted from the Celebrity Big Brother house suggests that a lot of other people believe it too. Hooray!
Celebrity Big Brother continues tonight at 9pm on Channel 5.