If you harbour a crush on Scotty T (and can sing, dance, act and fancy spending a few months in Leeds), then you're IN LUCK.
Scotty has landed the part of the Prince in a Snow White and the Seven Dwarves panto this Christmas, and is looking for someone to play his leading lady.
And there are going to be open auditions to find Snow White, the finals of which will be judged by Scotty himself – is it weird we're a bit tempted?
The casting call states: "We are looking for a girl that is not only pure as the white driven snow, but who also has a formidable singing voice and can win over the crowd with her acting skills and charisma.
"An open audition will be held at Oracle Bar in Leeds with the final being decided by a star-studded judging panel including Scotty T, who will be on-hand to help crown his on-stage princess!"
Scotty has since been tweeting things like: "You want to be my Snow White!!! Get involved xxx."
DO WE?
Err, no. Not really.
But any potential princess of Scotty's would do well to learn that he's (maybe) had his ACTUAL testicles tattooed.
Is this even a physical possibility?
He made the startling revelation on Twitter, posting: "Na when I got my balls done that put me off for life X." Scotty claimed.
And when asked if he was telling porkies, he hit back: "Ye man!! Had cling film round me balls for weeks.. Felt like I was in a bondage porno."
We smell a rat, Scotty.
If he is telling the truth (which he definitely isn't), he could well be joining ex-Geordie Shore co-star Chantelle Connelly to visit Sketch and the Tattoo Fixers gang.
After getting her boyfriend Tommy Sayers' name tattooed ON HER ACTUAL NECK, they've had a fairly tumultuous time.
Basically, he dumped her over Facebook, they got back together, and now she's been spotted out with a new man.
Maybe think before you ink, guys?
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