If we were going to compare Geordie Shore to Friends (which we would never do because the two shows are vastly, vastly different), Aaron Chalmers and Marnie Simpson would almost definitely be the Ross and Rachel.
They've been on / off practically since he arrived in the house, and we've always kinda harboured a secret theory they'll eventually end up married.
We caught up with turbo-dick, nawty boy and Aaron's bezzie mate, Scotty T, to question him about their relationship.
When we asked if they could get back together, he said "probably" and added: " If Aaron put pressure on her…" We asked if they were a Ross and Rachel in the house, to which he said: "Aye, probably. Probably, actually."
Probably indeed.
He also spoke about the Marnie and Lewis Bloor dramz, saying: "There is a video of Lewis blatantly shagging a bird. Marnie's obviously lovely. So she's going through shit.
"You know what it is like – it’s hard to comment because I don’t want to get involved, but she needs to just like… she's obviously in a pickle because she loves him."
We also asked him about the whole Stephanie Davis baby dramz (loads of people literally thought he was the dad at one point).
He told us: "I thought – people actually must think I'm that good in bed that I don’t even have to shag them. I get girls pregnant by looking at them now."
And when we asked if he gets on with Steph, he said: "Do I fuck. I don’t know what's going on with her and Jeremy – I don't care – but I think that whole relationship is an absolute… literally imagine the messiest mess that was what it was."
Geordie Shore: New Radgie Rampage is back on 28 March at 10pm, only on MTV