Geordie Shore's Scotty T has been caught out telling a big fat whopper of a LIE.
Oh, Scotty.
Mr T Dick (self-proclaimed) has been explaining the so-called Lad Code in his column for the Daily Star online that someone, somewhere has told him is a good idea.
As well as the lashings of misogyny we've come to know and love (pffft), Scotty makes the following claim.
"The most important point in the Lad Code, and the one there are always temper tantrums about… you never pull a mate's ex missus.
"You can have a skinful of beer and she can be looking hotter than Angelina Jolie, bending over, begging you to slip your big d in her, you just don't go there.
"And that is a rule I live by, no matter what. Understood?"
Sooo…. Shall we take a moment to remember that Scotty slept with his BEST FRIEND David Hawley's ex-girlfriend, Jemma Lucy?
Scotty was bleating about how he missed his pal just last week, saying that Hawley still wasn't talking to him.
Are you surprised, Scotty mate? You broke the most important point of the Lad Code. Tut tut.
Scotty really does seem to be screaming for attention lately. Ever since (let's think – that's right) Marnie Simpson (his ex) entered the Celebrity Big Brother house and got quite a lot of screen time for her relationship with Lewis Bloor of the enormous and hairless peen.
And it's ramped up since Gary Beadle entered Ex On The Beach: All Stars.
Not to worry, Scotty. Geordie Shore series 13 is back soon. Have you seen the trailer? It's really rather good.
And then there's that starring role in panto with Zippy and George from Rainbow for Scotty to look forward to. Yep.