Scotty T: purveyor of women, destroyer of worlds. He's got a degree (not in pulling women – a real one), a self-named turbo dick AND, all of a sudden, an acting career.
Because the Geordie Shore star has appeared in his first ever episode of Neighbours, and it might just be the best thing that has ever been aired on television.
(We're including the moon landing in that, FYI.)
Scott Timlin, to give him the name that will one day be inscribed on his Oscar trophy, struts right into Erinsborough and has a to-do with fitlord Aaron Brennan (played by Matt Wilson).
It's basically a battle of the biceps as Scotty speaks some incomprehensible Geordie slang to Aaron, leaving him baffled (but still very fit).
"Just started my own little boutique business, right, and we could really do with a guy like you," Aaron tells Scotty, his massive arms literally quivering in the dappled sunlight.
"Woah woah woah, mate, I've got a bird man you radgie," Scotty T quips back. Do you see? Do you see what's happening here? In a Shakespearian twist, Scott believes Aaron is coming on to him. Lawks!
"Ah! And, uh, does your bird do any tricks?" Aaron asks, still labouring under the misapprehension that Scott's bird IS A REAL BIRD.
"Mate, what are you cracking on about?" says a confused Scott.
"It's fine if it doesn't do any tricks, I can still represent your pet," continues a bewildered Aaron, even though he still hasn't told Scott what his "boutique business' actually is. Is it a pet shop? Could be. Not sure why a pet shop would need a guy like Scott though.
Scotty tells him to "jog on", which he does – literally. BECAUSE AUSTRALIANS DON'T UNDERSTAND GEORDIE WAYS.
Aaaah. Pass that man Harvey Weinstein's number, STAT.