Selasi Gbormittah, the world's fittest baker (can you think of a fitter? Thought not), was booted off *The Great British Bake Off *last night.
Viewers were devastated, but mainly because they'd miss his beautiful face than because of his baking prowess – he was proper rubbish in last night's show and admitted he hadn't even practised his palmiers. Come on now, Selasi.
But our personal master baker already has his eye on the next prize and it's one we can all delight in, woo!
Although it will be easier if you live in London, not gonna lie.
"I do love banking but I’m hoping to open a bakery somewhere in west London in the foreseeable future," he told Radio Times.
We will so be there, mouths open wide.
We're also very happy to help out with the bakery research Selasi appears to be doing already, just putting that out there.
Selasi doesn't seem to have let his Bake Off booting bring him down and appears to have hosted an EPIC viewing party last night.
Guess our invite was lost in the post.
Also in last night's Bake Off, Sue Perkins BURNED Paul Hollywood for basically being a bit of an idiot.
As Andrew Smythe, Jane Beedle, Candice Brown and Selasi were about to tackle the technical challenge Paul told them:
"Remember, it’s the semi-finals. It’s not only got to taste good, it’s got to look good too."
To which Sue replied, witheringly: "Paul, I think you have an appointment at Banalities R Us, just over there."
LOLOLOLOL. We love Sue.
In other TV news:
Holly Hagan says that Geordie Shore producers barely feed the cast. No wonder they fight so much. Lack of food makes us very hangry.