Geordie Shore’s Big Birthday Battle SPOILERS: look who’s back, back again!

** WARNING: THIS POST CONTAINS SPOILERS FROM THE OUTSET AND THROUGHOUT.**

Just in case you've never noticed, heatworld are massive fans of Geordie Shore. Like, MASSIVE.

We adore everything about it – the bucking, the accents, the fighting, the banter and the wild nights out on the Toon.

So when we heard about the epic Geordie Shore Big Birthday Battle – a BRAND NEW series that reunites pretty much the entire cast for a fifth anniversary spesh– we were reeeeeeeet excited.

We've been anticipating what could happen ever since we heard the news. Will Gary Beadle and Charlotte Crosby finally just get married? Will Aaron Chalmers ever get to bang Marnie Simpson? Will Kyle Christie come back for Holly Hagan? Will there be more lesbian sex and dildo sharing?

WELL, you'll be pleased to know that we've FINALLY had a sneaky peek at the first episode and we've got some answers!

Don't read on if you want your experience to be SPOILER-FREE.

** What's happening with Marnie and Aaron?**

Last series, we saw them go on a cute lil dessert date and things looked pretty promising. So you'll be pleased to know that they enter the house together this time round. Will it last? Who knows.

We hope so.

And what about Gary and Charlotte?

There's no sign JUST YET but it's kinda obvious that they're gonna get it on - even if they're pitted against each other.

Obvs this was filmed way before the whole Gary-shagging-three-other-women-during-Ex-On-The-Beach thing.

Is anyone missing?

Scotty T was too busy winning Celebrity Big Brother to appear in the first ep AND Charlotte can't get hold of Holly :(…so we're not too sure what's going on there.

AND there's also no sign of any old faces just yet but we're 100% that will change.

Brace yourselves: it's all the Geordie Shore cast mates EVER!

Any changes?

YES!

The Geordie Shore house has been given a MIGHTY makeover – including a jazzed up shag pad, more rooms and even a Del Boy-esque bar.

There's also a huge house divide, as Anna splits the gang into two teams: Team Charlotte and Team Gary.

Team Char seems to include James Tindale, Marty McKenna, Holly, Aaron, Nathan Henry and Daniel Thomas Tuck.

Meanwhile, Team Gaz consists of Marnie, Sophie Kasaei, Jay Gardener, Ricci Guarnaccio and Chantelle Connolly.

The teams are OBVS subject to change as even more Geordie castmates descend on the house.

Wanna watch the preview in full? HERE YA GO:

Geordie Shore's Big Birthday Battle starts on Tuesday 10 May at 10pm on MTV.