Joss Mooney tells us that he’s Vicky Pattison’s man!

Joss Mooney, formerly of Life On Marbs and *Ex On The Beach *and currently of The Dreamboys, has told heat that he’s dating Vicky Pattison.

Although quite what she sees in Joss of the handsome face and pert, peachy arse is beyond us.

“We are seeing each other but we're not putting a label on it as such,” Joss told heat.

“She's amazing, she's so funny as well. And yeah she's a good girl. I've known her for so long so I'm comfortable with her.

“The other week she went out and Jordan Davies [off Ibiza Weekender] did a tweet about her but it doesn't really bother me cause I know what's going on.”

And Jordan Weekender reckons he’s dating Nancy Dell’Olio now, so…

“He's just trying to get back at Megan McKenna,” Joss told us.

“She went on *CBB *and left him so he's just trying to get his own back I think.”

So, about The Dreamboys. Not that we need much excuse to talk/think about hot, oily men you understand. But it’s good to have a legitimate one.

“When I was at uni I used to do topless hosting in clubs,” Joss revealed.

“I've always been gyming, I'm like a fitness guru so I walk around quite naked most of the time anyway.”

At this point *heat *became a bit hot but struggled womanfully on and asked just how naked Joss plans to get on stage.

“I've got a bit of a peachy bum so I’ll probably get that out.

“Me and Rogan [O’Connor – Joss’s pal and fellow Dreamboy], I don't think we'll go in uniform or anything but we'll go down to our pants and then we might even get fully naked and I'll just have my hand over...”

Joss pauses, bashfully, but we’re pretty sure he’s referring to his peen.

“You've got to leave something to the imagination,” he concludes.

But is there actual peen in The Dreamboys show though? heat is merely asking for research purposes, you understand.

“There is a guy at the end, he has the Union Jack flag and he's waving something around behind it.

“Then he gets his schlong out at the end, it's like the size of a baby's forearm.”

And will Vicky be coming to see her man do his exotic dancing thing?

“Hopefully Vicks will come and see me, and I'll get her up on stage and give her a little dance.”

We’re hoping for a front row seat. And not just because of the man with a schlong like a baby’s forearm.

Joss will join The Dreamboys on their 2016 tour. To book tickets visit: www.dreamboystour.co.uk