One day we will have had our fill of the emotional rollercoaster that is the sweet true love story of Jeremy McConnell and Stephanie Davis.
But today is not that day.
Instagram messages between Jeremy and Caroline Pope, the woman he allegedly did a sex with, seem to have come to light.
It's said that Jeremy asked Caroline over Instagram: "Great night...fun newcasstle is mad. Are [you] saying to ppl we slept with eachother?"
"No you told me to keep it a secret, but everyone at the party saw us leaving together," she replied.
Uh oh.
It looks as though Jezza then accused Caroline of lying, saying: "Wow ok your one [of] them...that's all lies, why would ya say that."
To which Caroline replied: "I haven't said that to anyone," according to the messages that have been seen by The Sun Online.
Trying to fix the cheating rumours, Jeremy asked Caroline to take to Twitter, because it's not real until it's on social media right?
Caroline is said to have added: "There's no actual proof so there's nowt to worry about...so with no proof and I'm saying nothing then it's sweeeet."
But remember kids, you can find anything on the internet these days...
According to The Sun these messages were then followed by a panicked Caroline asking Jezza when the cheating story came out: "Jeremy, like everyone knows we slept together now...what should I do."
And last night, Steph tweeted conversations with Caroline, confirming that the sexy sex did happen.
Oh dear.
Steph posted an online chat with someone called C. Pope last night, who Scotty T is said to have claimed that Jez slept with the day before the Celebrity Big Brother final.
It appears that Steph approached her, and this happened:
Steph has now deleted the tweet, but screengrab never forgets.
Speaking of which, Jeremy has now deleted from his timeline Scotty T's denials that he cheated.
And looking back at what Scotty T said, he doesn't exactly say that Jeremy didn't do it, he says that he has no reason to drop people in it:
And that Jeremy wasn't in a relationship at that point:
Those Geordie Shore boys do have what constitues cheating down to a fine art (if they do it, it's not).