Readers, it is with a heavy heart that we bring you the news that Stephanie Davis and Jeremy McConnell seem to be back on.
Yep, despite Steph claiming she went out on a blind date over Easter weekend.
And tweeting messages that she’d seen between Jezza and a FIFTH girl he was accused of bumping rude bits with behind her back.
Those messages were false, you see! Although quite how Steph knows they are false is unclear.
So… the messages seem a little confused but what we think we can glean is:
Look, we love an emotional rollercoaster as much as the next celeb gossip-obsessed (wo)man but, honestly, is this relationship worth it?
And we’re saying this as people who follow the every up and down of Charlotte Crosby and Gary Beadle with glee.
Maybe if we just stop writing about it, it will go away. Mind you, we’ve been trying that strategy with Horrible Hopkins for about a year now and last time we checked she was about.
If we stop giving page space to Stephanie Davis and Jeremy McConnell will their extremely tumultuous relationship continue to exist? It’s like the tree falling down in a forest with no-one to hear it thing.
But more 2016.
*The story of Steph and Jez will continue on heat tomorrow and every day forever and ever. *