This week, Jamie O'Hara and Bianca Gascoigne's turbulent relationship has been the talk of the Celebrity Big Brother house.
The pair were getting proper cosy – and, by the sounds of what happened when they snuck off to the toilet, VERY intimate – but then things took a turn for the worst when Jamie found out that Bianca had a secret boyfriend IRL.
Awkward.
But has that kept the couple away from each other?
Of course not. The pair were snuggling in bed together approximately 3.255* seconds after their 'confrontation'.
(**Exact timing to be verified.*)
And although a load of people on the outside are labelling their love as a showmance, we thought those on the inside believed their love was pretty genuine.
But we were very, very wrong.
In tonight's show, we'll see Calum Best and Nicola McLean discussing what they think of the whole thing.
And it's not much.
As Jamie and Bianca fondle in the snug, Calum tells Nicola: "With all due respect, I'm just gonna say this – come on now.
"The funny thing is, I know it's a story line … but I think they know that as well … they're playing up to it ten-fold."
Nicola isn't so sure, but Calum continues: "Jamie ain't stupid, dude. Neither is B. They both know it's part of the process."
MIAOW. Is someone feeling salty because all of their lady fans have been booted out of the house?
Nicola reveals she has told Bianca to stop, and that "tonight has got to a level of – enough."
What does this all mean? What exactly did Jamanca get up to that was so nawty? And why are the other housemates turning on their true lurve?
Guess we'll have to tune in tonight to find out – and see which TWO celebs will get the boot.
DRAMZ.