There's been a whole load of nawty porking-related rumours knocking about during this series of The X Factor – Emily Middlemas and Ryan Lawrie (ALLEGEDLY bonking on the stairs, Sam Lavery snogging 5 After Midnight's Nathan Lewis in a cupboard, and something about one of Brooks Way and someone in Four of Diamonds that we can't quite remember – but by far our favourite of these rumours is that Nicole Scherzinger and Matt Terry are getting it on.
It is by far the most farfetched and not true at all of all of them, but it's still a great rumour.
We know that this series of the show has arguably been the most controversial yet and it feels like quite literally anything could happen, but COME ON.
But Matt has said something seriously adorbs about his mentor in this week's heat mag, telling us: "If I ever have enough money, I’ll buy her anything she wanted."
OOOO ERRR.
The rumour about them being together started a few weeks ago on Twitter, when someone wrote: "It genuinely wouldn't surprise me if Nicole Scherzy was pumping Matt terry."
And you may remember the results show before last, when Matt lifted up Nicole in some sort of weird embrace while Simon looked on in alarm.
One person wrote: "Nicole jumps on Matt Terry. Didn't do that with Ryan. She is obviously in love with him #XFactor #NicoleScherzinger."
Another added: "Okay what's going on Nicole and Matt Terry. #XFactor @TheXFactor is their [sic] something someone is not telling us. Pls o."
PLS.
Well, she did get her thigh out for him that time...
One other chimed in with the veeeeery alarmed: "HE BASICALLY FREAKED OUT AND HUGGED NICOLE AND SIMON WAS LIKE "WTF ARE YOU DOING MAN" AND IM SMILING SO BIG #Xfactor."
Other additions to this crazy hypothesis include: "Nicole Scherzinger is gagging for Matt Terry" and "It seems Matt Terry and Nicole are more than friends! Are judges allowed to sleep with contestants?"
Just IMAGINE if this were true.
NB – it's definitely not.
Read our full interview with Matt and the other X Factor contestants in this week's heat mag - out now!