Are you sitting down? Good. It is with a very heavy heart that we bring you the news that Celebrity Big Brother's Chloe Khan and Stephen Bear may have already moved on from each other.
NOOOOOOOOO!
It seems like only weeks ago we saw their sweet love affair blossom in the CBB toilet. It was only weeks ago!
And then [Chloe got 'Bear' inked on her face](planetradio.co.uk/heat/celebrity/news/chloe-khan-bear-name-face/
) and Bear declared on Loose Women that she was the nicest girl he'd ever met. But love must be a lie, because they've both been spotted out with other people.
Bear was papped with Ex On The Beach's Lacey Fuller – you remember her, she came on as Jordan Davies' ex and Megan McKenna did not take kindly to her – and Chloe with Jason Burrill who literally won this year's civilian Big Brother.
But – should we despair already? Maybe not…
Because we are strong believers in ROMANCE we did some serious journalistic investigation (looked at Twitter) and discovered that Bear was actually making an appearance at Lacey's family's nightclub:
Those eyes though.
Of course, working together doesn't quite explain why Bear Bear and Lacey were snapped holding hands, but we accidently honked heat's facilities manager on the boob last week (true story) and there's no romance there - so these things can happen.
As for Chloe and Jason, they were judging Pupaid together, a charity event doing it for the doggies:
Again, this doesn't quite explain why they were snapped together later that evening in Soho, but come on, guys. We can't give up on the greatest romance of 2016 so far (other than TOWIE's Megan and Pete Wicks obvs) yet. Otherwise what's the point in believing in anything?
In related news: Marnie Simpson and Lewis Bloor (of the huge and hairless peen) had their first date since leaving the CBB house and it looked lame AF.