This is actually happening.
Celebs Go Dating scamp Stephen Bear has just outdone all his previous completely INSANE behaviour by getting a tattoo of Charlotte Crosby's boat race (face) on his BICEP.
In new promo for their new show Just The Tattoo Of Us - which sees couples ink their partners without the other one seeing the design - it looks like Bear showed his commitment to his new squeeze Charlotte by getting her face tattooed.
They're trying their very hardest to diminish rumours that they're officially a couple – but we all know that luuuuuuurve is in the air.
And nothing says commitment like getting your partner ACTUALLY tattooed on you, right?
At least it actually looks like her.
We're not sure if Bear's new tattoo has anything to do with the new show - maybe he actually wanted to get it done - but you'll be seeing both Bear and Charlotte inking each other throughout the duration of the new brand new series.
A show source told the Sun Online: "Charlotte couldn’t resist tattooing ‘you’re fired’ across Stephen’s arm. It’s a dig at him being suspended from Celebs Go Dating after lying about their relationship. Now he’ll never forget!"
Lolololol.
Bear got his own back though, because he decided to tattoo a random design on Charlotte's lower back.
Speaking exclusively to heat, a show insider revealed: "Bear decided to tattoo a half-cheetah, half-bear face on Charlotte's lower back.
"When she found out she was not happy."
A friend then added: "She's calmed down now, and it's not even that bad. But she was very angry."
And to top this all off in spectacular style, Charlotte has recently said she IS still single. Yeaaaah okay.
She told The Sun: "Me and Bear spend a lot of time together due to filming. Sadly I’m still single. He’s just my friend.
"We do spend a lot of a lot of time together and we do have the odd flirt, yes, but we’re just working together at the minute."
What a kick to the dick.
*Just Tattoo Of Us hits screens in April.
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