Celebrity Big Brother has been back on our telly boxes for almost two weeks now.
We’ve already had a shit load of contro behaviour. Remember when everyone was accusing Big Brother of bullying housemates because they made Stacy Francis sit in the garden while the other housemates had a banging party?
Or that time that Stacy was branded ‘homophobic’ after calling Austin Armacost ‘the gay boy’?
OR that time when Coleen Nolan gave Calum Best a lap dance and he was in a mood with her approximately 3.5 minutes later for basically saying he wasn’t marriage material?
Lolol.
But no matter what has happened in the house up until now, no one could have been prepared for the whirlwind of madness that is Chloe Ferry.
The Geordie Shore favourite was shipped in on Friday night, and has been causing chaos ever since.
On her first night in the house, she stripped off completely naked in front of Calum and rode the plastic dog in the living room, telling the housemates she liked rubbing her clit against it.
As you do.
But both housemates and viewers are less than impressed with the 21-year-old’s behaviour.
And it seems that Geordie co-star, Scotty T, who took the title this time last year has launched his own scathing attack on Chloe, too.
Talking to MTV, Scotty said: "She’s a nice girl and that like, but she’s just absolutely crackers. A proper little disoriented rabbit on skittles.
"She’s probably gonna wanna bang Calum like, to be fair. God help the kid. Her blowjobs are like putting your dick in a fucking blender."
Delightful as ever, Scotty.
"When she gets drunk, she’s just sheer evil," he continued.
"She probably won’t even realise she’s been in the house, man. She’s that thick."
He’s not the only one having an ish with the Geordie lass.
Kim Woodburn has lashed out at her a few times, saying: “I don’t dislike her, but I find her to be a vulgar, nasty little girl,”
Fans on Twitter were so outraged by her behaviour that they’ve refused to carry on watching the show.
However, does Chloe give a fuck?
Nah.
She’s just loving the thug life in the Diary Room.
Keep doing you, Chloe babes.