Ex On the Beach returns in August and we are PANT-WETTINGLY excited about it.
It's an all-stars series and some of our favourite beachwear clad lovelies are returning, including Jordan Davies from series three and four but this time very much without Megan McKenna.
"So my last ex was Megan McKenna, she's a f!cking bitch and finished with me before Celebrity Big Brother. Simple story there!" Jordan said in a video for MTV.
Which is nothing if not candid, we suppose.
But has Jordan been crying into his pillow since Megan broke off their engagement?
"Since that, I've just been smashing birds for fun left, right and centre in Manchester, got myself a little lads' pad. I am loving life!"
Charming. We can see why so many "birds" want to be "smashed" with those top quality bantz.
But why has Jordan, star of Ibiza Weekender which we love and there is nothing you can do about it, going back for a third bite of the Ex On the Beach cherry?
He says it's because he's single now and wants to show people that "the boy they knew and loved before is back".
So… nothing to do with watching Megan get it on with FITLORD Pete Wicks on TOWIE then? Sure. Sure.
And they're not the only beans the buffed-up boy spilled. He also told us more than we actually needed to know about his sex life.
"My sexy secret is I've had a threesome with a mum and a daughter at the same time," he proclaimed, proudly.
"They didn't do anything with each other but obviously it counts as a threesome because I switched them over."
Well, obviously.
Ex On the Beach 5 begins at 10pm on Tuesday 16 August on MTV.
Have you seen the line-up? It's CRACKING.