Here at heat, we champion nakedness (we were all born that way babes) and we're definitely partial to the odd celebrity peen. We've brought you Lewis Bloor's frankly ENORMOUS peen), Gaz Beadle's parsnip and, most notably, we brought youAlex Bowen's absolutely massive wang.
We also love a good celebrity peach. Just look at Stephen Bear's.
And because TOWIE won't broadcast full-frontal nudeness (boo), we had to make do with looking at fitlord Chris Clark's BARE ARSE instead.
But it is quite the lovely arse. He's definitely been doing squats.
Both Chris – who's dating Little Mix babe Jesy Neson – and his mate Myles stripped off in the shower after a game of footy and flashed their bulging biceps and peachy lil bums. As you do.
Happy Thursday everyone.
It sure cheered up TOWIE fans – who were feeling a little let down after Chloe Lewis' 'big bombshell' was that she once kissed Dan Edgar years ago. Not really a big deal, tbh.
One fan wrote: "Just choked on my Jaffa cake at Chris Clark dropping his towel."
Another added: "Oh hello bums."
Cheeky devils.
Chris Clark clearly is the full package (lolololol), as he recently flew half way across the world to see his new beau, Little Mix babe Jesy Nelson.
And the pair have been personifying #couplegoals ever since.
We're just gonna have to live vicariously through their soppy Insta posts until we find our happily ever after.
Le sigh.
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