Former TOWIE star Mario Falcone had a nose job last month and, while it's his snozz, his choice, the reasons behind it make us feel a bit sad.
Mario reckons he was bullied into his hooter change by his former cast mates James 'Arg' Argent and James 'Diags' Bennewith.
Mario says that he broke his nose playing football as a young boy but had never given his conk much thought until he appeared on ITVBe's hit show.
"It didn’t bother me until five years ago when Arg and Diags picked on me about how big it was live on TOWIE," he said.
But you know what they say. Big nose… ENORMOUS PEEN.
Unless we made that up.
"Everyone jumped on the bandwagon and I was bullied on social media for years, with people setting up Twitter accounts dedicated to slagging off my nose.
"I got compared to Gonzo off The Muppets and Squidward off SpongeBob SquarePants," Mario confessed to The Sun.
Poor love.
We always thought he had a perfectly nice hooter.
There does seem to be a bit of a culture of unpleasant BANTZ between the TOWIE boys sometimes. If they're not mocking Pete for his shortness they're pulling Arg up on his weight struggles. Not cool, bros. Not cool at all.
In other *TOWIE *news: well, we've got to talk about the Pegan sexting scandal, haven't we?
The latest outbreak came from Camp Megan McKenna when the mega-blowed one posted a FIERCE message on her Twitter account that was blatantly about the situation (we reckon).
"If ever you find yourself doubting you can make it through a challenge, simply think back to everything you overcome in the past [sic]," Megs posted.
Yeeeees Megan!
We've contacted Arg and Diag's reps for comment.
The Only Way Is Marbella starts again on Sunday at 10pm on ITVBe.