It is a fact universally acknowledged that breakfast food is the bestest kind of food. We refuse to accept otherwise. From massive cooked breakfasts to dippy eggs to cocoa pops - whoever invented breakfast should get some sort of ceremony in their honor, complete with canapés, their choice of playlist and some dead-fancy award.
ESPECIALLY NOW as there is a new breakfast food in town and it literally trumps all the rest of them. Eeeeeven Lucky Charms unashamedly eaten out the box at midnight in your fluffiest jim jams.
What are we on about? UNICORN TOAST, OUR FRIENDS. How great does that sound? And it looks even better.
JUST LOOK.
WE WANT TO PRINT 439492 PICTURES OF THIS MARVEL AND SPRINKLE THEM ROUND LIKE CONFETTI.
WE MEAN.
What makes it even better is that it is completely healthy. Er, how oh how does this even make sense?
Please welcome to the stage, the brains behind unicorn toast, Miss Adeline Waugh who is a food photographer and stylist. Her instagram is @vibrantandpure and it is utterly WONDERFUL.
She revealed to Cosmopolitan that her unicorn toast is made from almond milk, cream cheese, and natural pigments like beet juice, turmeric root, and freeze dried blueberry powder, which sounds very #cleaneating, doesn't it.
"It looks pretty, but it just tastes like a piece of toast with cream cheese," Adeline revealed.
We don’t care, I mean LOOK how nice it looks. We want 10 rounds please, with a glass of milk a’la Justin Bieber…
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