Scotty T, self-proclaimed turbo dick, has thrown his toys out of the Twitter pram and quit the site.
The reasons for this seem rich and varied, rather like Scotty's love life. Well, maybe not that rich and varied: get drunk, pull a drunk girl, bang, separate.
There are a lot of reasons/ girls though.
First up, Scotty seems to be enraged by claims that he may be booted off *Geordie Shore* for liking to party just that bit too much.
"It has got to the point where they feel they can't rely on him to do his job and they have warned him that if he doesn't calm down and become more reliable, he won't be allowed back for the next series," a source told The Sun.
Scotty was quick to hit back, saying that the claims were complete rubbish:
"It's a shame when the paper you used to do a column for chat utter shit... @Daily_Star you want a new columnist," he said
Before telling the Sun that he's not a columnist, confusingly.
"I am not a columnist... Sorry don't see any contract in my inbox..." he said.
Incidentally, that piece for The Sun in which Scotty talks about the new CBB housemates mentions people who did NOT make into the house. Bit awks.
Is that why he refers to them as "absolute wankers"?
"Exactly fucking tits.. Never ask me for an interview again @TheSun absolute WANKERS"
Nah, but it made us smile to think so.
Scotty then claimed that his new status as an actor (he had that cameo in Neighbours, remember? Plus is going to be in PANTO this year) means he shouldn't have to tolerate The Sun's rubbish. Because actors never read rubbish written about themselves, right?
"Us actors shouldn't have to put up with this shit"
We would pay actual money to see this panto BTW:
Then things seem to have worked Scotty into a further rage as today he announced that he's leaving Twitter. Noooo!
"Quitting Twitter"
Where will we get updates about his boohoMan range now?
We give it two days, tops.