Celebrity Big Brother has kicked the fuck off since Kim Woodburn went in on Friday.
In case you missed it, she had the row of ALL rows this series when Jamie O’Hara called her out for picking on the younger women in the house.
Security got involved and removed her, but it’s not the first time that she’s been kicking up a stink.
If you haven’t been watching this series, we’ll just put this right here because, accurate.
But she wasn’t the only housemate getting a bit agg last night.
Stacy Francis and Jessica Cunningham came to blows over who had the most difficult past.
Really.
But there’s something in Jessica’s past that she hasn’t spoken about just yet.
And it could be because it’s just too much of an emotional rollercoaster to relive.
Her secret is… that she starred in a really budget, crap-looking film a few years ago.
The horror movie, called Clown Kill, was previously released with the title Lock In in 2014, but is set for re-release this year.
Lucky us.
And, in the name of investigative journalism, we found the trailer for you.
Jessica plays an office worker who is getting shouted at by her boss when all of a sudden a KILLER CLOWN breaks in and starts murdering everyone.
It sort of looks like someone has just recreated a bit of a horrible nightmare.
Make sure you’ve got the sound on, too, because that clown has some FAB one-liners, such as: “Cut … and run.”
Classic clown talk.
There’s also a moment where a man gets killed by what we can only assume is a very high-powered hand buzzer.
Is this the start of a beautiful acting career for Jessica? Is it going to be a blockbuster hit in 2017? And will anyone actually find this film scary?
Erm. Probably not.