Remember when Mila Kunis got sued for stealing a chicken? We’d never say that getting sued is funny PER SE. But in this case it is flipping HILARIOUS.
Sadly the case has now been dropped - as the woman suing Mila is clearly a banana short of a fruit bowl and said chicken theft never actually took place (oh, come on…).
Let us explain if you don’t know the full story.
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Mila was accused of stealing a chicken called Doggie (yep) by “pop star” Kristina Karo.
She said that Mila stole Doggie when they were at school together in the Ukraine.
She slapped Mila with a $5,000 lawsuit as she was claiming to be in emotional turmoil.
Kristina claimed Mila once told her: "Kristina, you can have any other chicken as a pet, you have a whole chicken farm."
Sometimes life baffles us so hard that have to stop and have a little rest before carrying on with our typing.
Kristina has now dropped the lawsuit, with the immortal words:
"There is only one judge and that is God. I pray for her soul and the soul of Doggie, that he has found peace finally in chicken heaven."
Kristina, you get a gold star, for real. Though you might want to watch your back - Jodie Marsh and Pete Burns may or may not be teaming up and plotting to sue YOU for nicking their style. Karma is a bitch.