Nearly naked dresses: the good, the bad and the downright horrific

Sexy undies and a dinnerlady hairnet. Well it is Givenchy darrrling

She's a big fan of a see-through gown, but maybe it's not the best choice if you wanna wear Spanx...

It's a stage outfit, so it kinda works for Ari

Ever heard of the phrase "leave something to the imagination"?

Luckily the flower detail of Ella Eyre's gown meant those nips were covered. But only just, mind

The see-through top and more covered up bottom half makes this JUST about acceptable. We did say just

This looks a helluva pain in the bum if Gaga needs the loo

Back in the day, Popey favoured wearing just a strip of material on the red carpet

Well if you could have sequinned boobs, why wouldn't you eh?

If you're going to brave a sheer dress, just make sure you've got a bra on...

Mod bod and Delevingne BFF Mary adds suede ankle boots and relaxed locks, managing to pull off her sheer number perfectly

Miley's been channelling her Blue Peter days by crafting this duct tape creation. Never mind sideboob, this is ALL BOOB

The cleverly positioned panel at the front of her dress makes Millie's French Connection maxi somehow work

Gather up your leftover Christmas doilies and you could create....this

No offence Zara, but this get-up just seems to be a mish mash of sequins in all the wrong places

Just how incred does Tay Tay look in her Victoria's Secret lacy number? Taylor's made a lot of teenage boys very happy indeed...

Have the pesky Orange Is The New Black prisoners got their hands on half of Taryn's dress?

Sew together all your old tap dancing costumes along with some flesh coloured tights, and this is what you get

Proof that a dress should NEVER be fashioned out of an old body stocking

When Rihanna wore THIS Adam Selman dress at the CFDA Fashion Awards last year, the world's jaws dropped simultaneously. There's no denying Ri-Ri's bod is smokin' hot