Excuse me, love?
Look, we hate to be the bearer of bad news but Adele's hinted her latest string of shows could well be her last; claiming she may never tour again as hearts break around the actual entire world.
Yup - Adele's currently back home performing her Finale shows at London's really-rather-monumentous Wembley Stadium. Amazing, right? Well yeah, but she's also left a message for fans in the programme suggesting these could be some of her last ever gigs. GAH.
In said letter, Adele writes: "So this is it. After 15 months on the road and 18 months of 25 we are at the end. We have taken this tour across UK + Ireland, throughout Europe, all over America and I finally got to go to Australia and New Zealand too. Touring is a peculiar thing, it doesn't suit me particularly well.
"I'm a real homebody and I get so much joy in the small things. Plus I'm dramatic and have a terrible history of touring."
Started sobbing straight away? Wait, THERE'S MORE.
She adds: "I only ever did this tour for you and to hopefully have an impact on you the way that some of my favourite artist have had on me live. And I wanted my final shows to be in London because I don't know if I'll ever tour again and so I want my last time to be at home.
"Thank you for coming, for all of your ridiculous love and kindness. I will remember all of this for the rest of my life. Love you. Goodnight for now."
THIS CANNOT BE HAPPENING.
Excuse us while we play Hometown Glory on repeat and blub into Barry from I.T's footlong.
Not a euphemism. Now's not the time.