When our friends/partners/people we’ve dragged off the street to expand our social circle ask us ‘what do you fancy doing tonight?’ we often have to stop ourselves blurting out our true feelings.
That’s because our ideal night would be spent bathing in a vat of goeey delicious molten cheese, guzzling from a three-litre bottle of prosecco and ignoring all our problems. It would be a bit weird to admit our dream night out revolves around cheese 99.99 per cent of the time, wouldn’t it.
Eugh. We just want ALL the cheese ALL the time. IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?
Well, thankfully the cheese gods have heard our prayers and, while swimming in cheese is probably out of the question, our dreams of a cheese-filled night out have come true.
Basically, a GIANT immersive cheese board is coming to London and we’re planning our visit immediately.
Taking over the Studio 338 terrace in Greenwich, visitors will be able to stroll around a gigantic cheese board stopping at various sampling stations along the way. Oh, and just a heads up, each ticket entitles you to UNLIMITED free cheese for the duration of your visit.
Wanna hear the best bit? There’s also UNLIMITED mulled wine, to wash down all the delicious cheese and an indulgent cheesecake dessert.
AND, if all the cheese and wine wasn’t enough excitement for you, there’ll be DJs blasting some propa cheesy tunes until the early hours of the morning.
For our vegan mates there’ll be a selection of vegan-alternative foods available, too.
“This Christmas we are going to make it a reality. A cheesy, melty, mulled wine-fuelled reality,” event organisers explained.
“This is going to change your lives forever.”
The immersive event will take place on Saturday 16 December from 3pm to 3am. Tickets cost £30 plus a booking fee, for more information visit their Facebook page.
We just need to say cheese one more time. CHEESE.
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