I’m A Celeb’s Jorgie Porter is the first to strip off for her waterfall moment

I’m A Celebrity 2015 is already on its third day, which means the campmates are starting to get a bit whiffy – what with all the cockroach poop, mud and general slime they’ve been smeared in.

All of them, that is, except Jorgie Porter, who’s already made her waterfall debut in front of a bunch of paps, so it was super-lucky she’d packed that ultra-tight white swimsuit, wasn’t it.

It was just such a shame that the flimsy material went see-through almost immediately. Almost like it wasn’t really made for getting wet, or something.

Can we just take a moment to think about how weird this annual ritual is? Can you imagine if a bunch of blokes with cameras stood outside your shower in the morning snapping away as you wash the taste of crocodile penis out of your mouth? Not that that’s a likely scenario in your Croydon flat, granted. But still.

Anyway, it comes as new campmates Vicky Pattison, Ferne McCann and Spencer Matthews get set to enter the jungle – and Vicky and Ferne are already eyeing up young George Shelley.

Sorry lasses, looks like he’s going to be pretty busy with Jorgie for a while. Just wait till he joins her in that waterfall, dodging those paps…

I'm A Celebrity 2015 - official line-up