The McVitie’s Victoria biscuits Christmas advert is going to destroy your heart and stamp on the tattered remains of your soul

Now listen up, and listen up good because this is the last thing you’ll read today before your eyeballs melt from sheer cuteness: biscuit giant McVitie’s has put out its first Christmas ad in more than 30 years, and it’s the best thing to ever hit our screens.

We’ve become familiar with the recent offerings from McVitie’s – the kittens crawling out of a packet of chocolate digestives, the owls sitting on the heads of BN fans – but this Christmas ad is like all the good things you’ve ever dreamed of coming to life.

The advert premiered last night on E4 and is already getting talked about. Put it this way: we want a baby narwhal in our bird bath. And if we don’t get one in our stocking this year, we’re going to start eating Fox’s biscuits instead.

Oh look, way more cute animals, if you weren't already destroyed enough as it is