Things are getting hot, hot, hot! And no, we are not just on about the no.59 bus during the hottest day in June since 1976.
Love Island 2017 fever has reached mortifyingly dizzy heights with everyone at heat HQ arguing about 'Who's hotter Chris or Mike?' 'Should Camilla be Prime Minster or summat?' 'Who will Dom stick it on now that Jess has left the vlla?!'
Our Whatsapp group is filled with Marcel Somerville memes and we are more than okay with it.
But if we can't be on the greatest show alive (no, mum it's not just Big Brother in bikinis) then we would like to pretend please. So take our very scientific quiz on who you would be coupled up with if you were in the villa.
It's like you were almost there.
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