Would you Adam and Eve it? Danny Dyer’s wedding pics are in

Who is the most sexually alluring man in the whole of the UK?

Basically, if you said anyone other than Danny Dyer you're wrong.

The man who gives us serious PANTSFEELINGS got wed to his long-term partner Joanne Mas the weekend before last, in news that's great for her, but a devastating blow to the rest of us.

We're surprised This Morning didn't set up some kind of helpline, frankly.

Sadly, *heat'*s invite to the wedding was lost in the post so we have been longing to see pictures from the big day - and finally they are here.

Feast your apple pies on this:

What a pair of SORTS.

Our eyes were immediately drawn to Danny's three-piece whistle, we're especially taken with the red waistcoat, but we couldn't help but clock how flaming Flamenco gorgeous Jo looks.

The fan is apparently a nod to her Spanish dad.

Speaking about his new wife, Danny said: "To be standing here with the girl I grew up with – looking so beautiful in her wedding dress – that is a lovely thing.

"Jo is my best girl – the love of my life. Without her I would be nothing," he told Hello! magazine.

Excuse us, we've just got something in our eye.

Danny and Jo's daughter, Dani Dyer (not kidding) has also shared a snap from the day. She was her mum's maid-of-honour and also rocked a white dress, as is traditional (bridesmaids dress like the bride to confuse evil spirits – who knew? Other than us, obvs).

The wedding breakfast was apparently filled with the East End's finest treats such as pie and mash, egg and chips and jellied eels. Sounds ace. Other than the jellied eels bit, obvs.

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