It’s TOWIE finale time. Series 16 (sixteen!) is about to wind to a close and, of course, that calls for a massive group party.
A time for people to air their grievances, get dressed up to the nines and maybe even cop off.
And the theme for this series’ party?
The royal wedding of course! Because that makes total sense. Yes.
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It’s Nanny Pat’s 80th, gawd bless ‘er, so the cast of The Only Way Is Essex have dressed like they’re the royals for the event.
Except… Only Danni Armstrong really seems to have got the memo. Here she is as Kate Middleton.
But what does that make James Lock? Hang on – is Jake Hall meant to be Prince William? That's... odd.
And why aren’t James ‘Arg’ Argent and Lydia Bright playing the bride and groom? We know that they’re back together now.
Maybe that’s why Arg looks so grumpy. In fact, we can’t find Lydia anywhere in the group pictures.
What could that mean? Maybe she was too ashamed of her mum’s get-up to show her face.
We love Debbie and so want to have serious words with whoever persuaded her that this was a good idea.
And is Georgia Kousoulou meant to be Princess Beatrice? Because we’re pretty sure Princess B didn’t look quite so much like a gust of wind would show us her lunch.
Still, we are thoroughly behind THIS depiction of Nanny Pat. Gotta love a bit of Nanny Pat.
TOWIE continues on Wednesday 11 November at 10pm on ITVBe.
The Christmas special is set in the Scottish Highlands you know! We can hardly wait to find out the tenuous reason for that trip.