In time honoured 'Christmas-at-heat' tradition, we persuaded Alan Carr to recreate one of the iconic moments of the past 12 months - which this year, is a blinding homage to the Queen Of Pop, Ms Madonna Ciccone, and that time she fell down a flight of stairs at the BRIT Awards.
Here is a gentle reminder of that moment, which many of us think about all day, every day:
Alan's done a behind the scenes video from our shoot, slips, trips, capes and all.
"I’m a huge fan of Madonna so when she fell over I thought ‘poor cow’" says Alan. " I felt really sorry for her and she went down like a sack of shit. You could hear the thud. She’s such a perfectionist, you just knew those bulls were going to be hanging in an Aberdeen steakhouse, castrated."
Alan's morphed into Kim Kardashian, Lauren Goodger and Anna Wintour for heat in the past, all in the name of the most meta concept of all time, Stars Dress Up (as other famous people). Doesn't he look great?
See the full shoot with Alan in the Christmas double issue of heat on sale now
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1 of 10Alan Carr as Lauren Goodger
Loving this selfie sick
2 of 10Matt Richardson as Miley Cyrus
Matt literally wrecking his balls
3 of 10Shona McGarty as Katniss Everdeen
Albert Square gets a Mockingjay
4 of 10Jess Wright and Bobby Norris as Cheryl and Simon
"Don't even think about wearing that ball bag ever again, pet"
5 of 10Stevi Ritchie as Maleficent
Stevi had come over a little horny
6 of 10Craig Revel Horwood and Bruno Tolioni do Behind The Candelabra
Strictly amazing, no?
7 of 10Vicky Pattison and Gaz Beadle as Kate and Wills
Newcastle's royal family and baby George
8 of 10Keith Lemon as Taylor Swift
Keith's bang tidy reinacting of the 1989 album cover
9 of 10Nick Grimshaw as Justin Bieber
GET OUT OF MY FACE
10 of 10Alan Carr as Kim Kardashian
Alan's bum does look big in this