Nothing interests quite as much as some behind-the-scenes reality show naughtiness.
This morning we brought you the news that some X Factor contestants have been porking on the stairs in the house, and we now bring you the news that Jessica Cunningham and Courtney Wood off have been snogging in The Apprentice house.
AND Grainne McCoy and Paul Sullivan have too!
Allegedly.
A source said: "Both couples would suddenly disappear and there were several times they’d be found upstairs under the covers, kissing.
"Production team researchers had to go into one of the girl’s rooms and tell the boys to move back to their own beds."
And they're in separate teams!
Wowzers.
Paul is said to have chatted up Grainne after the first task, during which they had to sell antiques.
They also added that they got into trouble for watching a rom-com in bed together.
But by far the best element to this whole story is the claim that Jessica gave Courtney the nickname 'C-Dubz'.
YOU JUST COULD NOT MAKE THIS UP, COULD YOU?
But the rumoured flings apparently came to an end at the end of the series :(.
They won't be following in the footsteps of X Factor babies, then…
In other Apprentice news, Alan Sugar threatened to QUIT the show.
Diehard fans will know that it has had two main formats in its time.
When it began (and in the time of Katie Hopkins et al), contestants were competing for a job with Alan Sugar, whereas now they compete for a £250,000 investment for their own business idea.
And it turns out Lord Sugar wasn't pleased with the former.
"It wasn’t a good idea and that was it.
"I said, 'I’m not doing that any more'," he told The Sun.
We're kinda agreeing with him – all that lengthy process / boardroom tellings off / public humiliation for a job? Really?
Lord Sugar has now invested a whopping £1.35million into winning contestants' businesses.
Blimey.
"I would frankly not be still doing this if I hadn’t changed the format."