It’s only been on our screens for about five minutes, but this series of Celebrity Big Brother has been literally MENTAL.
The housemates have been spatting, shouting, stirring and spitting – and it’s only week two.
Predictably, viewers have had lots to say on house events – notably about the “showmance” between Lewis Bloor and Marnie Simpson, and the actions of Stephen Bear, Heavy D and Aubrey O’Day – who’ve all done some pretty naughty things.
One particularly outspoken viewer is ex-Big Brother housemate Andy West, who we were shocked to discover was only evicted from the house during the regular show 11 DAYS AGO. It feels about 11 years.
Speaking to the Daily Star, he said: "It worries me that shows like Geordie Bore and Wrecks on the Beach (We see what you did there, Andy) are so popular with young people when the 'stars' are such horrible, false characters.
"Seriously, nobody should ever celebrate or idolise them. What they have got to offer the world? Except shagging and vulgar gobs?
"Believe me, in the CBB house you don't get scripted and you don't get produced. The only thing to guide you is you.
"Clearly Marnie has been told by her agent to be the sexy, confrontational, flirtatious party girl.
"Actually, she just looks like a nit. Pass me the nit comb and get her out."
Err… Bit harsh, Andy?
Unsurprisingly, perhaps, he was also not exactly keen on Stephen Bear.
He said: "Bear gave me the heebie jeebies as soon as I saw him.
"He's like a scratching noise inside an empty box... there's something menacing in there but I don't know what it is.
"I mean, if he was standing at a bus stop with me, I'd get an Uber. His eyelids are certainly bigger than his brain."
He also criticised Heavy D (he’s not alone…), saying that: “He looks confused by his own face.”
MEOW.