CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR TONIGHT'S SHOW.
CBB's Aubrey O'Day has been issued with a formal and final warning by Big Brother for doing something that we consider absolutely vile.
And we have seen some vile things in our time.
The Danity Kane singer found herself in the Artificials group when the house was divided for a shopping task. Basically, the Artificials had to tend to the humans' whims all day, which we can see might be pretty annoying but is still pretty standard BB fare.
Remember when Donny Tourette scaled the wall to escape after being cast as a servant to Jade Goody and her mum Jackiey Budden? #NeverForget.
During the Artificials / humans task, Stephen Bear asked Aubrey to make him a sandwich and a cup of tea, both of which he happily tucked into.
But later Big Brother called Aubrey to the Diary Room to reprimand her for SPITTING IN BEAR'S SANDWICH AND TEA.
Excuse us while we boak.
Big Brother took the gross behaviour very seriously and issued Aubrey with a warning, which she accepted.
Bear was then informed privately about what Aubrey had done, and he took it a lot better than we would have done, telling Big Bro: "She spat in my tea, big deal! I'll probably put her up for nomination every single week. I've had worse in my mouth!"
Later, Aubrey told him: "I’m sorry. It was not done in a malicious way."
Bear then hugged Aubrey and told her: "If you want to kiss me that bad you can!"
We love him. In certain, very specific, ways. Not sexual ones.
*Big Brother continues tonight at 9pm on Channel 5. *