heat's office, the internet AND THE WORLD were all rocked by the news that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie had split up yesterday. If you aren't aware of the meaning of THE MOST PERFECT COUPLE IN THE WORLD splitting, it was basically proof that love is a lie and we're all doomed and are going to die alone.
Or something.
We aren't entirely sure why they split, but Brad's alleged infidelity and drug use have been thrown about.
Sinitta has officially ruled herself out, so that theory's gone out the window.
Lol.
And now Madame Tussauds have SPLIT UP THEIR STATUES, which is just the most symbolic statement we've seen ever in our lives.
"We reacted quickly to yesterday's news of the separation of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt and their plans to divorce by mirroring the separation in the attraction," a Madame Tussauds spokesperson told Press Association.
"The couple's wax figures, which were launched in 2013, have been split up and are now featured at a respectful distance from each other. Angelina is keeping Nicole Kidman company and Brad Pitt is with his several time co-star Morgan Freeman."
CRRRRYYYYYYY.
They tweeted: "Following the news that has shocked celebrity watchers worldwide, we can confirm we have separated Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's figures."
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It's been reported that Ange has asked for physical custody of their kids, giving Brad visitation rights.
"Angelina's decision to file has to do with the way Brad was parenting the children ... she was extremely upset with his methods," a source told TMZ.
The couple have six children together – Maddox, 15, Zahara, 11, Shiloh, 10, Pax, 12 and eight-year-old twins Knox and Vivienne.
Brad has released a statement saying that he's "saddened" by the divorce.
"I am very saddened by this, but what matters most now is the well-being of our kids," he said in the statement to PEOPLE.
"I kindly ask the press to give them the space they deserve during this challenging time."
And Ange released a statement claiming the divorce is for the "health of the family".
"This decision was made for the health of the family," her attorney said. "She will not be commenting at this time, and asks that the family be given their privacy during this difficult time."