'Corr the Celebrity Big Brother house has been AGG central lately, hasn't it?
Spencer and Heidi Pratt lost the plot over eternal nominations, Stacy Francis and Kim Woodburn had a row over wet jeans and Nicola McLean also kicked off at Kim last night.
P.S. petition for Kim to be named best meme of 2017?
Anyway, alongside all this dramz there also appears to be a lot of lurrrrve flying around the house. And it's mainly directed at Calum 'MEGA FITLORD' Best. Everyone from Kim to Stacy wants a slice (although his mate reckons he'll go for Jessica Cunningham).
However, Bianca Gascoigne appears to only have eyes for Jamie O'Hara in the house. After a very brief break-up – Jamie appeared to dump Bianca while she just sat there in sunglasses and a fur hat LOL – the love birds seem to back on and all kinds of touchy feely.
In scenes set to air on tonight's show, Bianca can be seen leading Jamie into the toilet – cos that just screams sexiness, doesn't it – for a secret little smooch.
A LOT of suspicious and frankly unnerving noises can be heard coming from the loo AKA the love cabin and then Jamie drops an absolute clanger and says: "The things I'm gonna do to you when you get out of here."
AHHHHH MA GAAAAAD.
We're still squirming.
Watch it for yourself but just a warning: YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO UN-HEAR THIS.
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