We admire her optimism
Geordie Shore’s Marnie Simpson may have only just arrived in the Big Brother house but she’s already causing waves.
The canny lass has dropped a big ‘un by revealing she has a house crush and she would lurve to get her pash on with him.
“Marnie fancies wossiname,” bellowed Gemma Collins as she, Marns and Nicola McLean descended on the diary room.
And let’s not forget that Gem was instrumental in getting Marnie and Lewis Bloor together in Celebrity Big Brother last year. Although that didn’t end too well.
“He’s easy on the eye,” conceded Marns.
“I would [snog him] but I feel that girl’s really hung up on him and I couldn’t do that.”
Ah, girl code. Nice one, Marns, we're sure Rebecca Jane appreciates it.
The girl code only stretches so far though, it seems, as she then went in on Kayleigh Morris complaining that the Ex On The Beach star hadn’t gone to any lengths to make the newbies feel at home.
“Kayleigh hasn’t made any effort,” she said, scathingly.
“She doesn’t seem to be very friendly,” chimed in Nicola.
Give the girl a chance, eh? She’s smarting because her boyfriend has a tattoo of Marn’s pal Charlotte Crosby on his leg. You heard.
"I hate Charlotte Crosby and you put her f_cking best friend in and when I look at Marnie I just think of f!cking Charlotte and it's angering me every f8cking second. My f%cking boyfriend has Charlotte Crosby's f@cking tattoo on his f+cking leg, I'm sick of it,” she said.
Which seems pretty conclusive.
Big Brother continues tonight at 10pm on Channel 5.