Real Housewife Brandi Glanville on Calum Best: ‘I’d shag him – then I’d kill him’

Well that's ... that's charming, Brandi

Brandi Glanville

by Jadie Troy-Pryde |
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Calum Best is known for being a party boy with a string of hot lady friends in his wake – Lindsay Lohan, Jodie Marsh and Sarah Harding to name a few – and his aversion to settle down with any of his conquests has become what the charming Brit is known for. But has the bad boy turned over a new leaf?

heat had an - ahem, intimate - chat with the woman who may be convincing the playboy to wave ta-ta to his bachelor lifestyle once and for all.

Former model and star of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Brandi Glanville, got to know George Best’s infamous son VERY well while filming E!’s latest reality celeb-fest, Famously Single, where notoriously single celebs are locked in a house together to work through their relationship issues. And, you know, usually get to know each other in the biblical sense.

“[Calum and I] definitely developed something – he was just like the most real one in the house, and right away we became friends and I just found him to be very, very honest and real,” Brandi told us.

Calum Best

But where Janice Dickinson failed on Celebrity Come Dine With Me (how can we ever forget the legendary fanning of her lady parts in his freezer as some sort of weird mating call?), has Brandi succeeded?

When we caught up with her, she was more than happy to dish the deets on her previous sexual exploits AND her designer vagina, which was fab because who doesn’t love hearing about the celebs and their deep, dark, and dirty secrets?

“The weirdest place I’ve ever had sex was in a public library under a desk,” Brandi confesses. “And I had my breasts done after two kids. Through my divorce I had a new vagina but more surgery isn’t something that I can afford to sit around and do – I just don’t have the down time. But I plan on doing EVERYTHING when I’m 70.”

However, when we pressed her for the intimates about Lothario Calum in the Famously Single house, the outspoken reality TV star was quite the coy Roy and skillfully tried to skirt around the topic.

Brandi Glanville

“I fell in love with all the boys just a little bit and in different ways,” she admitted.

“But Calum and I was kind of unexpected. I’ve never been attracted to blond guys or tattoos. You know, a lot of people put up a front when there are cameras around, and it took a couple of weeks to really get to know the real them. With Calum it was just like, 'Here I am, this is what I’ve got,' and I really enjoyed that.”

And just HOW MUCH did you enjoy that, Brandi? Hmm? Enough to get library-sex crazy with him?

“I don’t really have dating rules, but I definitely wasn’t about to have sex on TV – especially when I was sharing a house! There were four guys in one room, and four girls in one room – but that said, there were still some connections made for sure.”

Brandi Glanville

OK, fine. We get it. Things probs would have got pretty weird if you were trying to get down and dirty with someone you actually liked in a room full of people. And cameras. Never forget the cameras.

And if she had to play snog, marry and kill with all of her Famously Single housemates?

“I would definitely shag Calum – obviously!” she laughed.

“Then I would marry Calum, and then I would kill Calum. At the end of it he’s getting killed – just because of some of the things we went through, but you know – he’s a great guy.”

Bleedin’ heck, things in that house sound more complicated than a Big Brother love story. Maybe we won’t save the date just yet.

Famously Single

Famously Single is available on hayu – the brand new all-reality subscription service – from 15 June and on E! from Sunday 19 June at 10pm

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