Carol Vorderman is something of a modern day icon. She's 55 years old yet flirts, struts her banging bod in a bikini and previously won Rear of the Year. She also is the most intelligent lady ever to grace this planet. She crunches numbers and definitely does daily ab crunches. (Side note: did you see her guns?!) She is having flying lessons and can make pals with anyone, even blimmin' toads. Carol is gloriously funny and has more banter than a vest-wearing, lid-sporting table of lads eating a cheeky Nandos on a Saturday afternoon post-gym.
She is what Beyonce fans would call 'a strong independent woman'. She is what Little Mix fans would call 'hella sassy'. Carol is what Joey Essex would call 'salty potato'.
Well, Miss Vordy has just upped a notch in her Sass-o-meter by revealing how she dumps boyfriends before Christmas. AHEM SASS POT.
Uh huh. Carol don't need no man.
Carol, like her name, seemingly comes to life at Christmas time.
When having a conversation about lurve with Scarlett Moffatt on Sunday's Im a Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here, Carol revealed how she often puts her boyfriends in the bin as soon as the John Lewis advert starts doing the rounds.
Carol explained, 'One of my boyfriends, I’d gone off him a bit, and I decided to dump him before Christmas, they always get dumped before Christmas by the way.'
Scarlett asked what we are ALL thinking, 'Is that so you don’t have to buy them a present?'
Appaz not. I mean she probably has mega dosh from all her Countdown doing. 'Christmas time is party time, I don’t think I should say anymore….'
WE KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN MISS VORDERMAN YOU MINX.
She continued, 'Anyway the boyfriend said he was going to leave my Christmas present anyway. In the box was two tickets for a weekend on the Orient Express which I’d never done but I’d like to. I know who I would like to take, someone who is very nice for a few little days here and there.
Someone who is nice for a few days here and there lolol. So 2016, Carol, we love your ballsy honesty.
'Generally I’m a rubbish girlfriend because I’m too independent and not romantic.'
Asked by Scarlett if it is hard for the television presenter to meet people, Carol answered: 'It is because if you are a bloke they tend to be high maintenance and they like a lot of attention and I don’t have the time for it so I prefer to have a few …(laughs) a few occasionals suits me fine!'
So there you have it. Christmas is the time for celebrating and being a bit of a ho ho ho.....? As long as its consensual and you're happy guys!
P.s Since when did Carol Vorderman start hanging out with all our exes?
To find out more tune into I’m A Celebrity…Get Me Out Of Here! tonight at 9.00pm on ITV.