Anyone else shun the pub last night in favour of watching Celebrity Big Brother?
Same.
And what a show it was. We were literally on the edges of our seats.
Coleen Nolan, Chloe Ferry, Jedward and Kim Woodburn were all up for eviction thanks to a pretty brutal buzzer game.
Coleen was the first to be saved after receiving the most votes to stay, but poor old Chloe Ferry – who had only been in the house for a week – got the boot.
WHY, OH WHY?
Now who are we going to watch giving lapdances to Jedward? Or making the most cringe attempts at getting with Calum Best? Or just running around being gloriously entertaining telly?
Le sigh.
But if you thought that things in the house were about to calm down now that the Geordie Shore lass is out, you were wrong.
So very, very wrong.
Because the evil masterminds over at Big Brother are putting not one but TWO exes into the house.
And it seems one of them might still think they're in a relationship.
We’ve seen Bianca Gascoigne and Jamie O’Hara getting pretty cosy lately, with the pair admitting they liked eachother and even agreeing to jet off to Dubai once the show is over.
But after a coded convo with Nicola McLean last night, viewers were left asking if the mermaid-haired gal had a boyfriend on the outside world.
And it turns out, she apparently sort of does.
Bianca was supposedly dating cage fighter, CJ Meeks, and according to The Sun, producers are planning to get him into the house to make things AWKWARD AF.
Think along the lines of when Lillie-Lexie Gregg went into the CBB house last year to confront a cheating Stephen Bear.
Or when Jasmine went in to have it out with Lee Ryan and Casey Batchelor.
WHAAAAAAT.
Rumours were also swirling that the big-bulged Calum Best had cut his relationship short just before entering the house.
His ex, Lindsey Pelas, is the second person who is supposedly going in to shake things up this All Stars series, and we’ll sure she’ll have a lot of questions for him.
Like is Jasmine Waltz really getting his – erm – sausage and bacon?
A source told the paper: “The task will definitely shock the housemates involved.
“It will be the last thing that they expect – especially Calum whose ex is flying in from Los Angeles to take part.
“Bianca will be squirming to see her boyfriend join her in there.”
We. Can’t. Wait.