There are three things we love here at heat: cock and balls.
And so this series of Celebrity Big Brother has been delightful beyond our wildest dreams with peen, testicles and boobs flapping about all over the place.
If it's not Lewis Bloor's massive and hairless peen, it's Franke Grande's bollocks or Chloe Khan's baps.
"I’ve seen so many balls in this house!" Katie Waissel wailed during last night's show. Like that was a bad thing.
So it should come as no surprise that Channel 5 has released footage of Lewis' massive erection. It was basically the next logical step.
Why Lewis has a stiffy (yes, we are 15, get over it) is unclear. Could he be aroused at the thought of tonight's eviction? Has he just caught sight of himself in the mirror?
We do not know. We may never know.
We do know, however, that he tried to cover himself with a cushion and shuffled awkwardly to the bathroom so that nobody could see. Except the cameras that are everywhere and filming 24 hours a day, of course. Oh, Lew Lew love.
Lewis faces the public vote tonight alongside James Whale, Ricky Norwood, Samantha Fox and Stephen Bear.
Lewis was pissed off but fairly resigned to find out he was up for the third consecutive time and Bear is up for eternal nomination so capered about as normal.
But Sam seriously lost her cool and had a massive row with Bear about him nominating her, culminating with Sam bellowing at him to: "Go away and grow a penis!" which is our new favourite insult.
Celebrity Big Brother continues tonight at 9pm Channel 5 with a DOUBLE EVICTION.
Who do you think will go? We're hoping the Whale walks, NGL.