I'm A Celeb stars to chow down on CROCODILE VAGINA

TV & Movies

I'm A Celeb stars to chow down on CROCODILE VAGINA

Which would you rather: croc vag or kangaroo balls?

What's the worst thing you've ever had in your mouth?

Ours is some profiteroles that we'd been looking forward to all week and turned out to be sour (sure - they were two days past their sell-by date but come on).

But the celebs lined up for this year's I'm A Celebrity… Get Me Out Of Here! have far worse than a little turned cream on the menu.

As well as the usual Bush Tucker Trail delights of kangaroo balls, giant living spiders and duck feet– this time round it's reported that crocodile vagina is on the menu.

That's right: VAGINA.

A crocodile, yesterday

But will croc flaps be any worse than dried tarantulas? Probably not. In fact, we bet it tastes a bit like chicken.

"In the past, celebrities have had mealworms, witchetty grubs, fermented egg and fish eyes to eat.

"They’re a picnic compared to this delicacy. A croc’s vagina is something else," a source told the Daily Star in a voice like Alf Stewart's from Home And Away (we imagine).

But just who will be violating their taste buds in November?

Scarlett Moffatt from Gogglebox and Beauty School Cop Outs (#gonetoosoon) is being heavily tipped to join, so could we have another Geordie queen on our hands?

Depends how well she tucks into that sweet, sweet croc vay jay, perhaps.

In fact, the whole rumoured line-up is looking pretty stellar with Kate Wright from TOWIE, Gary Beadle from Geordie Shore and Carol Vorderman from maths all said to be on the cards.

CHECK OUT THE FULL I'M A CELEB RUMOURS LINE UP HERE

Heck, with Gary confirming that he's quitting Geordie Shore it could happen. Just so long as he doesn't try and stick his parsnip into Carol, that's all we ask. Or would that be rather wonderful? Hmm.

More in Entertainment

Heat magazine cover