You might want to sit down for this.
Because it’s all so bloody exciting, of course.
We don’t know if you can tell, but we LOVE Celebrity Big Brother. From Calum Best’s irrational outburst just moments after a lap dance from Coleen Nolan, to Stacy Francis’ plans to get nawty with Brandon Block, it’s all just so bloody good.
It is literally making our January that little big brighter because, let’s be honest – what the hell else would we be doing without it?
Planning our gruelling New Year’s fitness schedule? Whipping up a kale smoothie? Going to bed at 8pm to make sure our bodies get a proper good amount of sleep?
Of course not. That was LAST week when we were on the ‘New Year New Me’ bandwagon. Now we’re ready to be completely honest with ourselves and demolish an entire packet of biscuits as a snack.
Sorry not sorry.
But some of the housemates will be, because Big Brother has revealed who will be facing the public vote this week alongside poor James Cosmo – quite possibly the sweetest housemate EVER – who got shunted for a safe spot on Friday.
Big B even went so far as to tell each of the nominated celebs just how many votes they got. OUCHIE.
There’s a whopping six celebs up for the boot – Stacy was in the lead with 5 votes, Austin Armacost received 4, Speidi received 3, and Angie Best and Ray J each got two nominations. Speidi feigned worry and despair (which was quite LOL), but the other nominated housemates didn’t seem too pleased that they’d be facing the public vote.
Needless to say, Stacy was the most perplexed.
“I have no idea who else would have nominated me,” she said to Jedward afterwards.
“I don’t even know what I did to make people vote for me!”
Austin, however, took the less than diplomatic approach by saying that it could be because she’s “up Ray’s ass” and that: “There are times when you’re very loud and people are like, fucking hell,”
Blimey. Don’t mince your words mate.
Find out EXACTLY who voted for who in tonight’s episode at 9pm on Channel 5.