Anyone else catch Channel 5's new show Celebrity Sex Pod last night? It was equal amounts extremely-gross-yet-weirdly-hilarious. Definitely worth having a watch - just make sure your mam and dad are nowhere in earshot.
The show is EXTREMELY NSFW.
Loads of reality telly stars have got involved: Love Island's Alex Bowen (and his massive peen),his fiancé Olivia Buckland, Chloe Ferry, Nathan Henry, Kyle Christie and Marnie Simpson.
Marnie revealed all about her sex life with her now ex-boyfriend Lewis Bloor.
And by 'revealing all' she let loose about her thoughts on squirting, how often she orgasms and all the things that are off-limits.
Coooor blimey.
One fella who was also not afraid to bare all was Jon Clark off TOWIE. The Clark brother that you would definitely not take home to your mum.
Chris Clark, however, can come and meet our nans, our cousins AND all our aunties and uncles.
PHWOAAAAAAAAR.
Chris is rumoured to be dating Little Mix mega babe Jesy Nelson. You can read all about that here.
In a candid chat about wanking (what else?), Jon revealed that he once masturbated EIGHT TIMES IN ONE DAY and he couldn't touch his peen for days after.
Now that's a lot of friction.
"My record in the day was eight wanks and I couldn't touch my dicks for three days,” he charmingly revealed.
"I always have three to four a day… every day."
EVERY.SINGLE.DAY.
Where on earth does he find the time.
Jon even delighted Sex Pod with one of his most memorable wanking tales.
"When I worked for my dad I used to wank in the portaloos.
"If I'm out I will go to the service station or have one in the car.
"You haven't just got to be stuck to one place."
No wonder the guy is so bloody angry all the time.
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