Agreeing to take part in MTV's Ex On The Beach means you have to be game for pretty much everything.
You have to be free, single and have lots of potential exes waiting in the wings - it just goes without saying.
You can't be all loved up; just look at what happened to Megan McKenna and Jordan Davies last time round.
Ex On The Beach 5 has been filmed in Thailand and it's looking to be one of the best series yet – especially as Geordie Shore's Gary Beadle has been participating in threesomes while pesky Stephen Bear cracks on with his ex Lillie Lexie Gregg.
And ALL IN THE SAME VILLA.
Loads of old faces are rumoured to be making a comeback including feisty EOTB original lasses Chloe Goodman and Jess Impiazzi, and we were BESIDE OURSELVES with excitement.
Well, we were.
In a shock twist, Jess reportedly got booted off the show for hiding the pretty major fact that she wasn't single from MTV producers.
It was originally reported that Chloe Goodman was ALSO asked to leave after it was revealed she was in a relationship back in the UK, but her rep has told heat that wasn't the case.
A source revealed to The Sun Online:
"They thought the show would be a laugh and clearly didn’t think it would come out.
"It was the show that made Jess famous and she didn't want to leave it because she's always wanted to be a star and even went to stage school for it.
"But once she got there she spent most of her time crying to Chloe during filming because she missed her boyfriend back home."
Despite not lasting the duration of the show, Chloe and Jess will still feature in the new series, so it's not really a big deal for them career-wise.
The girls have also stayed loyal to each other back in Blighty, with Chloe jumping to her pal's defence when their co-star Stephen Bear decided to have a pop on a night out recently.
The newspaper reports that Chloe, who had previous rows with Stephen while filming in Thailand, was seen telling him to "f-ck off, that he was a f-ck boy and that he was full of shit" after he tried to apologise for past events.
The new series of Ex On The Beach should be hitting our shores REAL SOON (we hope).
Ex On The Beach 5 rumours
1 of 13Gary Beadle naked selfie
Gaz Beadle is more of a dead cert than a rumour TBH.
2 of 13Jemma Lucy
Jemma Lucy is said to return and hook up her second Geordie Shore cast member - Gaz Beadle.
3 of 13Sam Reece
One of the most-talked about men of early 2016 (by us at least) - Sam Reece.
4 of 13heat meets Scotty T and Olivia Walsh of Ex On The Beach 4
We've seen EOTB4's Olivia Walsh on Jemma Lucy's Instagram in a setting that looks very EOTB5. Call us Marple.
5 of 13Stephen Bear
Oh please let Stephen Bear be going back. Please, please, please.
6 of 13Toff totty: Spencer Matthews
Spencer Matthews is basically going to be rumoured for everything ever.
7 of 13Jordan Davies
Now Jordan Davies is no longer with Megan McKenna we think he'd be quite a hit with the ladies.
8 of 13Deano Baily
Deano Baily from Ibiza Weekender is perfect Ex On The Beach fodder.
9 of 13Imogen Townley
Imogen Townley from Ibiza Weekender could be this series' Megan McKenna. Just sayin'.
10 of 13Lillie Lexie Gregg
It's surely time Lillie Lexie Gregg told her side of the Gaz Beadle story.
11 of 13Abigail Clarke
We've seen a lot of former TOWIE Abigail Clarke lately, which has set our Spidey senses a-tingling.
12 of 13Caroline Pope
After those Jeremy McConnell cheating rumours, we'd love to see Caroline Pope spill the beans on EOTB.
13 of 13Melissa Reeve
Not even slightly annoying Melissa Reeves is said to be back Back BACK.