CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR EX ON THE BEACH EPISODE 2
Anyone who's watched Geordie Shore will know that threesome is basically Gary Beadle's middle name. He bloody loves a threesome.
And it took him all of two episodes of Ex On The Beach to have one (with Charlotte Dawson and Olivia Walsh). And the story of how it happened is basically poetry.
It all starts with Gaz speaking oh so kindly about his intention to make new arrival Charlotte (ACTUAL LES DAWSON'S DAUGHTER) feel welcome. So sweet of him.
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He says: "Even though World War Three is kicking off, I still think I'm gonna get Charlotte in me bed, have a little cuddle. At the end of the day, someone's gotta make her feel welcome."
He then gives perhaps the most romantic proposition we have ever seen (gesturing upstairs with a mouthful of crisps and saying something inaudible). They then wander up to the penthouse together.
Speaking to the camera, Charlotte says: "Gaz takes me to the penthouse, but on the way, we just bumped into Liv!"
And they have a very appropriate response to bumping into a random person on the stairs.
"I mean I wouldn't say never to a threesome with them both. Never say never, innit?"
FAIR ENOUGH, CHAR.
They then literally have a threesome. If you want to watch it (which, obviously you do), you can do so below.
Not graphic enough for you? Take a look at his peen HERE.
And this isn't Gaz's first romp of the series (obviously) – he ends up shagging most of the girls, apparently.
In last week's episode, he GOT. IT. ON with Jemma Lucy after she said the oh so alluring phrase: "Gaz, would you like to join me in the penthouse?"
Straight to the point, eh?
He did, of course, and then tried to lay the blame for them shagging at her door by saying: "If you start going under the covers and start spitting on my dick, there’s not a lot a guy can do."
OH GARY, YOU BLOODY CHARMER.
Ex On the Beach continues next Tuesday at 10pm on MTV