Gary Beadle isn't the most virginal of men (he's in the past claimed to have slept with over a thousand women. Lol.), so his latest revelation about the conquests of his parsnip really comes as no surprise.
Speaking about his time on Ex On The Beach (WHICH STARTS TONIGHT, GUYS), Gaz made a veeeery nawty revelation about his co-stars.
He told The Sun: "There was one point I was having breakfast with six of the girls and I thought ‘I have slept with everyone at the table.'"
WOT RU LYK, GARY?
In other slightly-disturbing-sexual-encounters-of-Gary-Beadle news, some veeeery vile details about his first EOTB romp have emerged.
As you've probably heard, Jemma Lucy is one of the six lucky ladies he got it on with during the show.
And she apparently pulled the parsnip just by asking him if he's up for it. She certainly gets straight to the point.
She said: "Gaz, would you like to join me in the penthouse?"
Who says romance is dead, eh?
Gazza then told Jemma that they'd only cuddle (OH, PLEASE), before laying blame for the ensuing banging session at Jemma's door.
"I've got to spend the night with the horniest bastard in the house."
Err… we think that might be you, Gary, NGL.
The next day Gaz said of the experience: "If you start going under the covers and start spitting on my dick, there’s not a lot a guy can do."
This is quite literally the most romantic story we have ever heard in our lives.
But Jemma then informed everyone that Gaz made her cum eight times.
EIGHT TIMES.
We are not entirely convinced, TBH.
Ex On The Beach starts tonight at 10pm on MTV.